This is nothing theological or philosophical - just dumb fun. Actually its dumb fun from several years ago. I just ran across these again and I always find them funny - maybe you do too. Feel free to insert your favorite hardcore person for Chuck Norris...
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
6. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
11. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
12. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
13. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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